"Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid." - John Wayne
I’m so glad that it’s April Fool’s Day today and that this isn’t real.
“Oozing all the flavor and alcohol of a 22 oz. serving of Arrogant Bastard Ale, reduced to a classy, airport-friendly 3-ounce pocket pouch.”
Why I’m no longer a Republican.
Chatroulette Love Song
I think we’ll be just fine when we go to Japan next month to visit Kristin.
Super Mario Bros. with real-world sound effects.